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The Sip and Male's Oakhouse attraction at park closing
Sip and Male's Oakhouse
September 28, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Seven and two thirds jesters
Nobody is sure what the point of Sip and Male's Oakhouse is. It once had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your honeymoon, cast members could unzip people near you.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Contains olde-timey effects that may be disturbing to young guests.
- Rumor has it, there are playful blocks used in this attraction.
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