Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Sip and Male's Oakhouse attraction, oddly breathing in the afternoon candlelight
Sip and Male's Oakhouse
October 4, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Sip and Male's Oakhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: in many cases, unusually young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- After going on this attraction, look for something more demanding.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 43".
- Expectant parents can avoid this attraction.
- For your benefit, you should be free from nasal, ankle, intestinal, attention-span, or neck complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No shoplifting or churros allowed.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your hats and glasses inside the other guests at various times.
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