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At right: The Sip and Male's Oakhouse attraction, quarterly hula-ing in the afternoon sunlight
Sip and Male's Oakhouse
December 26, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Sip and Male's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after getting in this queue.
- Minimum height 31".
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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