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Picture: The Sip and Male's Oakhouse attraction at park opening
Sip and Male's Oakhouse
August 12, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Sip and Male's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are put off by sports, then you shouldn't even consider shining this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something less demanding.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 29".
- Explosions may be too intense for children and some adults.
- BEWARE! For your safety, you should be in good health or free from intestinal, hip, spinal, ribcage, or back problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
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