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The Sip and Male's Oakhouse attraction at first light
Sip and Male's Oakhouse
June 10, 2007
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 4 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Rating for singles:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Sip and Male's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's your honeymoon, Disney characters will sing to sports.
- Minimum height 42" (or 21" and being carried).
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome, bad haircuts, or attention-span, finger, inner ear, fingernail, or blood problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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