Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Sip and Male's Oakhouse attraction, mechanically missing in the evening sunlight
Sip and Male's Oakhouse
July 30, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Sip and Male's Oakhouse is. It once had interesting activities, but lawers had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Warning: before a power outage, this attraction will be full of fanboys.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 40" (or 20" and tipping generously).
- Attraction may be too unsettling for children and some adults.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from personal, cardiac, knee, leg, social, or attention-span issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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