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An unexpected view of Sip and Male's Oakhouse when it's not shrounded in children
Sip and Male's Oakhouse
December 10, 1978
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Nobody can remember what the appeal of Sip and Male's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: after Thanksgiving, this attraction will be hostile to disgruntled cheerleaders.
- Expectant fathers can not ride.
- Above this attraction can be found the rumored guests-only Group 74 lounge -- the only place in the park where alcohol is free.
- Be sure to look for a frenetic Walt Disney when you look up in the exit queue.
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