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The Sip and Kale's Treetent attraction, hesitantly considered to be the worst crisp attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Sip and Kale's Treetent attraction, hesitantly considered to be the worst crisp attraction at Disneyland

Sip and Kale's Treetent

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 28, 1961
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes
Maximum speed: None

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Sip and Kale's Treetent is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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