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Above: The Sip and Kale's Treetent attraction, hesitantly considered to be the worst crisp attraction at Disneyland
Sip and Kale's Treetent
November 28, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Sip and Kale's Treetent is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Because this is a cute attraction, adults are required to wear princess specticles.
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