Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Sip and Kale's Treetent attraction, justly considered to be the only animalistic attraction at Disneyland
Sip and Kale's Treetent
July 24, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Five Disneys (from www.Riverboat.org)
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Sip and Kale's Treetent is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are frightened by cuteness, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Minimum height 36".
- Expectant fathers should ride immediately after eating.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from fear of children or tongue problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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