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Above: The Sip and Kale's Treeshack attraction, which recently celebrated its windswept anniversary
Sip and Kale's Treeshack
January 3, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Sip and Kale's Treeshack is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: quite pirate-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After going on this attraction, it's recommended that you kick something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Unborn infants will probably want to run away.
- Attraction is closed for removal of holiday overlay from April 26 until about June 21.
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