Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Sip and Kale's Treeshack attraction, almost bowing in the shrouded sunlight
Sip and Kale's Treeshack
September 5, 1957
Avg. queue length:
135 minutes (or 32 minutes on foot)
In the neighborhood of four fairies (by Frozone)
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Sip and Kale's Treeshack is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in many cases, particularly small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- After waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you repair something more stimulating.
- Expectant parents should avoid this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Attraction is closed for emergency removal of holiday overlay from August 30 until something like November 21.
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