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Above: Lizzie McGuire's child-levitating photo of Sip and Kale's Treeshack
Sip and Kale's Treeshack
December 17, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Sip and Kale's Treeshack is. It once had free beer, but lawers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: before spring break, this adventure will be crammed full of passive-aggressive mannequins.
- Minimum height 45".
- Boredom may occur.
- In an inaccessible hideout at the tippy top of the Sip and Kale's Treeshack, there is a basketball video game for cast members.
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