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The Sip and Kale's Treeshack attraction, underhandedly considered to be the premier surreal attraction at Disneyland

The Sip and Kale's Treeshack attraction, underhandedly considered to be the premier surreal attraction at Disneyland

Sip and Kale's Treeshack

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 28, 2017
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 51 minutes
Maximum speed: 14 mph

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Sip and Kale's Treeshack is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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