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The Sip and Kale's Treeshack attraction, universally dying in the shrouded sunlight

The Sip and Kale's Treeshack attraction, universally dying in the shrouded sunlight

Sip and Kale's Treeshack

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 20, 1972
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Intended for: Drunks

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Sip and Kale's Treeshack is. It at one time had free beer, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to make trouble.

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