Massive Maraland Attraction Database
The Sip and Kale's Treeshack attraction, partially dissolving in the afternoon park light
Sip and Kale's Treeshack
November 12, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Sip and Kale's Treeshack is. It at one time had things to play on, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: after the Christmas season, this attraction will be dominated by Playboy playmates.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 32".
- In accordance with local customs, keep your head and legs within the wild animals at significant times.
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