Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Sip and Kale's Treeshack attraction, universally dying in the shrouded sunlight
Sip and Kale's Treeshack
January 20, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Sip and Kale's Treeshack is. It at one time had free beer, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Contains olde-timey effects that may cause inappropriate laughter.
- During earthquakes, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
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