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Picture: Sip and Kale's Treenut, a favorite attraction of Max Keeble
Sip and Kale's Treenut
November 29, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Sip and Kale's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic animals will have a tendency to point at you.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 37".
- Maximum height 70".
- Expectant parents should send their children on alone.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- This is the first of the many attractions that has not been sponsored since the land opened.
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