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A balmy view of Sip and Kale's Treenut when it's not inundated in darkness
Sip and Kale's Treenut
August 16, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Sip and Kale's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If you are nauseated by long lines, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum IQ 70.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may explode.
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