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The Sip and Kale's Treenut attraction at dusk
Sip and Kale's Treenut
April 27, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Sip and Kale's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of getting in this queue.
- Minimum height 44".
- Maximum IQ 58.
- Attraction may be too intense for children.
- No shoplifting or flash photography encouraged.
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