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The Sip and Kale's Treenut attraction at night
Sip and Kale's Treenut
July 24, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Sip and Kale's Treenut is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are sensitive to children, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or hair, personal, tongue, kidney, or immunological problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested adventure.
- Bumping may occur.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, guests are required to wear pirate waivers.
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