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Image: The Sip and Kale's Treecabin attraction during repairs
Sip and Kale's Treecabin
December 5, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Sip and Kale's Treecabin is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so benign, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction in the evening.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from extra personalities or tongue, inner ear, or lycanthropic disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
- During unseasonal thunder storms, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
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