Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Sip and Kale's Treecabin attraction, September 18, 2010, 12:42 a.m.
Sip and Kale's Treecabin
August 11, 1983
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 13 minutes in metric)
Nobody knows what the objective of Sip and Kale's Treecabin is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but lawers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: very small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Minimum height 38".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for chickens.
- During inclement hail, this attraction may smell funny.
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