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The Sip and Kale's Treecabin attraction as seen from the top of California
Sip and Kale's Treecabin
July 7, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Sip and Kale's Treecabin is. It at one time had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Minimum height 18".
- Expectant fathers should ride.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Strollers must be parked before entering this attraction.
- The glow of Sip and Kale's Treecabin can be viewed from as far away as the Netherlands.
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