Massive Disneyperil Attraction Database
Above: Esmeralda's pilot-working photo of Sip and Kale's Treecabin
Sip and Kale's Treecabin
September 13, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Sip and Kale's Treecabin is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyperil.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyperil, you won't want to experience this attraction just before leaving because it's required by law.
- Minimum height 45".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from delusions of grandure or brain issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- During any weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- The letters in "Sip and Kale's Treecabin" can be scrambled to spell "Bnlntrpks'sd Icaia Aee E."
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