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The Sip and Kale's Shrubhouse attraction at midday
Sip and Kale's Shrubhouse
January 8, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Sip and Kale's Shrubhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are nauseated by movie tie-ins, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- During selected "Special Mornings," lucky Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Short Bulb") will want to visit this attraction more than an hour preceeding more important people.
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