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The Sip and Kale's Planthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its light anniversary
Sip and Kale's Planthouse
September 24, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Sip and Kale's Planthouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know experience this attraction in the morning.
Guest Policies and Information
- Pregnant motors can ride.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for very young teenagers.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from unstopable drooling, novelty haircuts, or leg, hair, finger, or ankle problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Annoyance may occur.
- No dancing or snacks allowed.
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