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The Sip and Kale's Planthouse attraction, universally considered to be the only big attraction at Disneyland
Sip and Kale's Planthouse
April 22, 2010
Avg. queue length:
4 minutes (or 25 minutes by horse)
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Sip and Kale's Planthouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to just walk past this attraction repeatedly so you never have to again.
Policies and Alerts
- Darkness may be too frightening for wimps.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from garish shoes, felony convictions, or hip, skin, lung, viral, or cardiac complications, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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