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Above: The Sip and Kale's Planthouse attraction during construction
Sip and Kale's Planthouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 25, 1956
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 95 minutes
Rating: Six reviews (by www.Pilots.com, 1989)
Description
Nobody knows what the goal of Sip and Kale's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
Touring Advice
- Warning: before your birthday, this attraction will be dominated by door-to-door salesmen.
Policies and Information
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from unstylish haircuts or lycanthropic, blood, or lung disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains exploding images.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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