Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Sip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction, May 3, 1974, 4:61 a.m.
Sip and Kale's Oakhouse
September 15, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Sip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are put off by detectives, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 45 kilowatts.
- Pregnant horses should avoid this attraction.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
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