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Above: The Sip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its southern anniversary
Sip and Kale's Oakhouse
October 23, 1976
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 12 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Nobody knows what the goal of Sip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know avoid this attraction second to last thing before breakfast.
- Minimum height 31".
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- The law requires you to hold your fingers and legs (not necessarily in that order) away from the other guests at various times.
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