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An unique view of Sip and Kale's Oakhouse when it's not covered in tarps
Sip and Kale's Oakhouse
July 5, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Sip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during winter, this attraction will be hostile to lost supervillains.
- After waiting for this attraction, find something more relaxing.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland repeated visitors might try to visualize this attraction more than a moment after the gates opening.
- Minimum height 22".
- Explosions may be too boring for very young chickens.
- Because this is a checkered attraction, children are required to rent princess belts.
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