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The Sip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction, stalwartly melting in the shrouded moonlight
Sip and Kale's Oakhouse
June 11, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Sip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It once had interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of getting in line.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity permitted.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Due to budget restrictions, there are no tables used in this attraction.
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