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Pictured: The Sip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction, terminally preening in the fading sunlight
Sip and Kale's Oakhouse
November 3, 1982
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Nobody knows what the point of Sip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to just stop caring while trying to find this attraction.
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- This attraction closes at random.
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