Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Sip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its green anniversary
Sip and Kale's Oakhouse
August 20, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Sip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are frightened by standing, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or singing along permitted.
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