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The Sip and Kale's Nuthouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Sip and Kale's Nuthouse
January 6, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Six mouse ears (by disgruntled parent Genie)
Nobody really knows what the goal of Sip and Kale's Nuthouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in many cases, particularly insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- After riding this attraction, your kids will want to experience something that requires less clothing.
- If you are visiting with mange or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable Michael Eisner autograph place.
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- Attraction may be too intense for consumers.
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