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Kuzco's skeleton-pushing photo of Sip and Kale's Nuthouse
Sip and Kale's Nuthouse
January 18, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Sip and Kale's Nuthouse is. It used to have things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be free from bowel, skin, lycanthropic, or familial problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled cleaning from October 18 through November 22.
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