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Wheezy the Penguin's blade-ducking photo of Sip and Kale's Nuthouse
Sip and Kale's Nuthouse
March 12, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Sip and Kale's Nuthouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to tell the kids that this ride is broken.
- Minimum height 27".
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from motion sickness, fear of infrequent maintenance, water-soluable clothing, sin, or bowel, shoulder, stomach, neck, or romantic problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey's massive queue.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your fingers and glasses inside the wild animals at appropriate times.
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