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The Sip and Kale's Nuthouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Sip and Kale's Nuthouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

Sip and Kale's Nuthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 6, 1980
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Rating: Six mouse ears (by disgruntled parent Genie)

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Sip and Kale's Nuthouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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