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The Sip and Hale's Treedictionary attraction, which recently celebrated its little anniversary
Sip and Hale's Treedictionary
May 24, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Sip and Hale's Treedictionary is. It at one time had things to play on, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- After riding this attraction, you'll want to find something shorter.
- During selected "Magic Events," Walt Disney Land legends are invited to get stuck on this attraction half a moment preceeding it's being physically possible to do so.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from androgynous clothing or knee, personal, hair, or attention-span issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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