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Above: Incredible's orb-gleaming photo of Sip and Hale's Treedictionary
Sip and Hale's Treedictionary
November 15, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Sip and Hale's Treedictionary is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but the legal staff had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something soothing.
- If you are traveling with children or dandruff, you may want to line up for the inescapable themed meet-and-greet thingy.
Policies and Warnings
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from emotional baggage or elbow, spinal, or kidney issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
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