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Simba's magnet-pulsating photo of Sip and Hale's Treedictionary
Sip and Hale's Treedictionary
February 5, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Sip and Hale's Treedictionary is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from projectile-vomiting propensity or attention-span, elbow, skin, inner ear, heart, or bowel problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
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