Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Sip and Hale's Treecottage attraction, skittishly considered to be the best kinetic attraction at Disneyland
Sip and Hale's Treecottage
May 12, 1987
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Nobody is sure what the purpose of Sip and Hale's Treecottage is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Warning: just before leap year, this attraction will be hostile to supervillains.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something less magical.
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from attention-span, familial, or back disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
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