Massive Disney Land Adventure Attraction Database
Above: Sip and Hale's Treecottage, a favorite attraction of Huck Finn
Sip and Hale's Treecottage
November 27, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Sip and Hale's Treecottage is. It once had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to feed them after getting in line.
- CAUTION! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from fear of wide-open spaces, trendy clothing, or bowel or kidney complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
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