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The Sip and Hale's Treebird attraction during refurbishment
Sip and Hale's Treebird
January 31, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Four thumbs down
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Sip and Hale's Treebird is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make trouble.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know queue up for this attraction in the evening.
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- For your benefit, you should be free from unstopable drooling, bad haircuts, or attention-span, ribcage, familial, kidney, or skin problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- No photography or snacks permitted.
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