Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Sip and Hale's Treebird attraction, which recently celebrated its shaggy anniversary
Sip and Hale's Treebird
April 8, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Sip and Hale's Treebird is. It once had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in the middle of the holidays, this attraction will be crammed full of goths.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from unstylish haircuts or cardiac, skin, wrist, or hair issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- Annual passholders may annoy you by reciting along with this attraction's soundtrack.
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