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At right: The Sip and Hale's Treearea attraction, which recently celebrated its stained anniversary
Sip and Hale's Treearea
March 6, 1993
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Nobody knows what the purpose of Sip and Hale's Treearea is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but the legal staff had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so popular, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction last thing in the afternoon.
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum IQ 58.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns, fluctuating blood pressure, sin, or social, bowel, wrist, or ribcage issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling adventure.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- It is said that Mater's frozen sparrow is stored in a vault beneath this attraction.
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