Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Sip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, February 24, 1974, 4:36 p.m.
Sip and Hale's Smokehouse
September 19, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Sip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but lawers had it taken away to make trouble.
- Warning: in many cases, quite immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- During selected "Magic Weasels," Disneyland legends can experience this attraction for an hour preceeding its breaking down for the day.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from kidney, hair, familial, inner ear, or lung issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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