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Sip and Hale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Marty Sklar
Sip and Hale's Smokehouse
February 24, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Sip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to just walk past this attraction repeatedly so you never have to again.
- Minimum height 25".
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for children and some adults.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from clown perfume or leg, intestinal, chin, cardiac, immunological, or ankle issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this unique experience.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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