Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Pictured: The Sip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, absently offending in the fading sunlight
Sip and Hale's Smokehouse
September 19, 1958
As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Sip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disney Land.
- If you are nauseated by long lines, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disney Land visitors who know the secret password ("Toxic Dumpling") should bypass this attraction for an hour preceeding everyone else.
- Minimum height 32" (or 16" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- Pregnant folks can avoid this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
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