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The Sip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, wildly considered to be the premier lighthearted attraction at Disneyland
Sip and Hale's Smokehouse
February 24, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Sip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: unusually young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Information
- Unborn infants will probably want to use the restroom first.
- Contains exploding signage.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and shoes inside the vehicle at significant times.
- Attraction is closed for emergency complete replacement from February 10 through April 7.
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