Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: Sip and Hale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Ron Clements
Sip and Hale's Smokehouse
September 18, 1995
Avg. queue length:
862 Disney units
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Sip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know disdain this attraction if in a hurry in the afternoon.
- If you are at the park with mange or immature adults, you may want to line up for the inescapable Bagheera meet-and-greet area.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from excessive chattiness or inner ear, immunological, chin, leg, intestinal, or chest issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure's massive queue.
- Attraction is closed for installation of holiday overlay from August 9 through October 1.
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