Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Sip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction at park closing
Sip and Hale's Smokehouse
September 5, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Sip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to ride this attraction with a funny hat on because it's required by law.
- After experiencing this attraction, you'll want to experience something more relaxing.
Policies and Information
- No babies or dawdling allowed.
- Some people who have had too much to drink believe that this attraction is possessed by the indoor spirit of a former Knotts Berry Farm worker.
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