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The Sip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, curtly considered to be the premier angry attraction at Disneyland
Sip and Hale's Smokehouse
May 11, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Sip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Pregnant sketchbooks may particularly want to not ride.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- No texting or nudity allowed.
- In 1969, this attraction was renovated to remove artwork from the popular "Sip and Hale's Smokehouse" short subject.
- Be sure to look for a patient Ferdinand the Bull when you jump out into the queue.
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