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Thomasina's ear-suing photo of Sip and Hale's Smokehouse
Sip and Hale's Smokehouse
March 27, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Sip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, very insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- During weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
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