Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Sip and Hale's Shrubhouse attraction during construction
Sip and Hale's Shrubhouse
December 13, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Sip and Hale's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a small group, remember to queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant folks should ride immediately after eating.
- For your safety, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, clown makeup, or brain, wrist, romantic, attention-span, lycanthropic, or kidney problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No food or blogging allowed.
- Be sure to hold your head and dolls within the other guests at significant times.
- Strollers will never make it past this attraction's queue.
- There is an unpopular juice bar that shares a door with this attraction's entrance.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the second room.
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