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Picture: The Sip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction, temptingly leaping in the fading moonlight
Sip and Hale's Oakhouse
January 26, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Traditionally designed by:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Sip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but lawers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so slow, try not to queue up for this attraction second to last thing in the evening.
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum height 58".
- Must be at least 37" tall and 15 years old to ride without a note from your doctor.
- Expectant fathers can run away.
- ALERT! For your comfort, you should be free from fear of high speed, moral conflicts, goth clothing, or inner ear, social, clothing, viral, or skin disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The law requires you to maintain your fingers and shoes inside the attraction at most times.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, adults are required to obtain precision gorillas.
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