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Photo: The Sip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction, brightly dazzling in the shrouded sunlight
Sip and Hale's Oakhouse
November 13, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Sip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during the summer, this attraction will be dominated by noisy tourists.
- Minimum height 24".
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from fear of closed spaces, projectile-vomiting propensity, or ankle, fingernail, liver, nasal, or spinal problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this significantly untested experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
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