Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Sip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction, privately considered to be the finest patriotic attraction at Disney Land
Sip and Hale's Oakhouse
May 25, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Sip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make trouble.
- Guests struggling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Minimum height 45".
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from philosophical objections or kidney issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Waiting may occur.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- Make sure to hold your head and legs within the other guests at appropriate times.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, adults are required to have themed waivers.
- The reference to glasses is an inside joke.
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