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The Sip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction, March 20, 2002, 9:65 a.m.
Sip and Hale's Oakhouse
May 9, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Sip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's Christmas, annual passholders will have a tendency to joke with you.
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum IQ 58.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from runny nose or lung, social, ankle, attention-span, inner ear, or skin disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction's massive queue.
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