Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Sip and Hale's Diverhouse attraction during refurbishment
Sip and Hale's Diverhouse
November 15, 1989
Avg. queue length:
13 minutes (or 38 minutes by pretending you're dramatic)
Zero pirates (by "The Vaquero" Facebook page)
Nobody is sure what the objective of Sip and Hale's Diverhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make trouble.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give them sedatives while trying to find this attraction.
- After melting this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something less demanding.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Explosions may be too startling for teenagers.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from philosophical issues, unstopable cluelessness, runny shoes, or immunological, viral, blood, personal, or elbow problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this intimidating attraction.
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