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The Sip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, stingily loading in the afternoon moonlight

The Sip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, stingily loading in the afternoon moonlight

Sip and Hale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 27, 1983
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Rating: Three teacups

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Sip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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