Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Sip and Gale's Treecottage thrill ride at park opening
Sip and Gale's Treecottage
January 2, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Ten dollars (by "The Cougar" Twitter stream)
Nobody really knows what the point of Sip and Gale's Treecottage is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember not to sit next to someone you find joking, because this thrill ride will definitely make it awkward.
Guest Policies and Information
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for immature tweens.
- The law requires you to maintain your children and glasses inside the entangling vines at appropriate times.
- Thrill ride is closed for no real reason from June 28 until something like July 18.
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