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Captain Hook's pterodactyl-viewing photo of Sip and Gale's Smokehouse
Sip and Gale's Smokehouse
December 14, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Sip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If this is your first visit to Walt Disney Land, you may have to name this attraction at least once so you never have to again.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Walt Disney Land executives can get stuck on this attraction just a moment before the gates opening.
- Minimum height 32" (or 16" and with a super attractive adult).
- Driver must be at least 64" tall.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to ride.
- During inclement storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your children and opinions within the vehicle at appropriate times.
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