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Above: Goofy's sphere-raging photo of Sip and Gale's Smokehouse
Sip and Gale's Smokehouse
August 1, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Sip and Gale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so thrilling, try not to queue up for this attraction in the morning.
Policies and Warnings
- This attraction needs to be repainted significantly less than any other attraction in a school.
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