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Image: The Sip and Gale's Oakhouse attraction during refurbishment
Sip and Gale's Oakhouse
February 25, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Zero and two eights dollars
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Sip and Gale's Oakhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember not to get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Expectant parents should run away.
- During unfortunate storms, this attraction may smell funny.
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