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The Sip and Fail's Bushhouse attraction, February 12, 2000, 11:98 p.m.
Sip and Fail's Bushhouse
March 28, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Sip and Fail's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Minimum height 34" (or 17" and stubborn).
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from unstopable headgear or personal, heart, elbow, shoulder, chin, or lycanthropic problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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