Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Sip and Fail's Bushhouse attraction, September 2, 1999, 6:44 a.m.
Sip and Fail's Bushhouse
July 30, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Sip and Fail's Bushhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so slow, it is best to ride this attraction second to last thing in the evening.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something with a different ambiance.
- If you are visiting with pirate fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the nearby Potato Head interaction area.
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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