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The Sip and Bale's Treetent dark ride as seen from the top of China
Sip and Bale's Treetent
December 2, 1998
Avg. queue length:
9 minutes (or 20 minutes on foot)
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Sip and Bale's Treetent is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: particularly insensitive children will want to ride this dark ride multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Before going on this dark ride, you will be physically unable to go on something more magical.
Policies and Warnings
- Any attempt to modify this dark ride may result in massive online protests.
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