Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Sip and Bale's Treenut, a favorite attraction of Dale
Sip and Bale's Treenut
May 23, 1973
Avg. queue length:
37 minutes (or 24 minutes in metric)
Less than nine and a half tikis
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Sip and Bale's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your birthday, cast members could pick on your friends.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as your bartender to enter.
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