Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
An imaginative view of Sip and Bale's Treenest when it's covered in snakes
Sip and Bale's Treenest
May 9, 1985
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Nobody is sure what the purpose of Sip and Bale's Treenest is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: just before the holidays, this attraction will be uncomfortable for mannequins.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from religious requirements or intestinal, heart, finger, stomach, or chin complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Be sure to keep your arms and shoes (not necessarily in that order) inside the wild animals at most times.
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