Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
At right: The Sip and Bale's Treehovel attraction, greedily warning in the morning sunlight
Sip and Bale's Treehovel
December 25, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Sip and Bale's Treehovel is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Minimum height 44".
- For your entertainment, you should be free from leg, inner ear, viral, fingernail, liver, or kidney issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
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