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Above: Sip and Bale's Treehovel, a favorite thrill ride of Jack-Jack
Sip and Bale's Treehovel
December 15, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Two pirates (according to disgruntled parent Scrooge Mcduck, 1961)
Nobody can remember what the objective of Sip and Bale's Treehovel is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite excitable children will want to go on this thrill ride multiple times.
- Minimum height 25 fathoms.
- Unborn infants should use the restroom first.
- For your safety, you should be free from overdone makeup or ankle, back, or skin problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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