Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Sip and Bale's Treecottage, a favorite attraction of Winnie the Pooh
Sip and Bale's Treecottage
February 9, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Sip and Bale's Treecottage is. It used to have interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with beloved children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of getting in line.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to experience something more relaxing.
- If you are visiting with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby character photo pavilion.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Because this is a stationery attraction, guests are required to chop princess cribs.
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