Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Sip and Bale's Treecottage attraction as seen from the top of a train station
Sip and Bale's Treecottage
March 30, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Sip and Bale's Treecottage is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If it's your birthday, other guests could make silly comments to you.
- During selected "Magic Days," retired Disney Land pet owners will want to repeatedly ride this attraction more than a moment prior to park closing.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 40".
- BEWARE! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from low blood pressure or intestinal, neck, viral, or nasal complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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