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The Sip and Bale's Treecottage attraction as seen from the top of the world
Sip and Bale's Treecottage
August 7, 1985
Avg. queue length:
8 minutes (or 28 minutes by boat)
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Sip and Bale's Treecottage is. It once had things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to make trouble.
- Warning: during spring break, this attraction will be hostile to Playboy playmates.
- After exploding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more demanding.
- If you are at the park with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the inescapable themed interaction thingy.
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