Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Sip and Bale's Nuthouse attraction at park opening
Sip and Bale's Nuthouse
January 6, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Sip and Bale's Nuthouse is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are intolerant of blatant commercialism, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland bloggers can forget about this attraction half an hour prior to the park reaches capacity.
- Minimum height 42 peta-angstroms (or 21 peta-angstroms and being carried).
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from lung, romantic, lycanthropic, or familial disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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