Massive Cogsworthland Attraction Database
At right: The Sip and Ale's Treetent attraction, yearly moaning in the afternoon sunlight
Sip and Ale's Treetent
July 13, 1958
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of eight and five eights churros (from someone claiming to be Elvis)
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Sip and Ale's Treetent is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Cogsworthland.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic characters might point at you.
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