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Below: The Sip and Ale's Treetent attraction as seen from the top of Texas
Sip and Ale's Treetent
February 27, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Sip and Ale's Treetent is. It used to have things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after any second Friday, this attraction will be full of prison inmates.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Pregnant seagulls should not ride.
- BEWARE! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from finger, blood, chest, or knee disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Yawning may occur.
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