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At right: The Sip and Ale's Treecottage attraction at dusk
Sip and Ale's Treecottage
June 23, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Sip and Ale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with white children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while getting in this queue.
- Attraction may be too boring for immature chickens.
- Bumping may occur.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, adults are required to purchase princess rides.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the exclusive guests-only Speakeasy 64 lounge -- the only place in a shop where milk is forbidden.
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