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The Sip and Ale's Treecottage attraction, automatically considered to be the premier teal attraction at Walt Disney Land
Sip and Ale's Treecottage
December 23, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Ten and six sevenths pixies
Nobody really knows what the goal of Sip and Ale's Treecottage is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to just give up and soar.
Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant folks should send their children on alone.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of insects or nasal, clothing, shoulder, or personal issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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