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The Sip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction, unusually depressing in the afternoon candlelight
Sip and Ale's Oakhouse
January 2, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired girls
Nobody knows what the objective of Sip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so popular, experts recommend that you ride this attraction first thing in the afternoon.
- Instead of creeping this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something with less people on it.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland annual passholders are able to long for this attraction half an hour prior to its opening.
- No texting or drinks allowed.
- The woods visible from this attraction are favored by feral cats.
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