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The Sip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its dark anniversary
Sip and Ale's Oakhouse
February 21, 1995
Avg. queue length:
60 minutes (or 50 minutes by pretending you're miniature)
Seven and four sevenths teacups
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Sip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know avoid this attraction in the morning.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from philosophical issues or bowel, chest, stomach, intestinal, or familial problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- No dancing or flash photography permitted.
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