Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Sip and Ale's Oakhouse attraction, jealously encircling in the morning park light
Sip and Ale's Oakhouse
February 24, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Sip and Ale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Warning: just before the Fourth of July, this attraction will be crammed full of comatose door-to-door salesmen.
- After riding this attraction, you'll want to find something shorter.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your arms and balloons within the entangling vines at all times.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled repairs from November 26 until about April 3 (or there abouts).
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