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The Rip and Whale's Panhouse ride, June 13, 1998, 11:28 a.m.
Rip and Whale's Panhouse
November 27, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Rip and Whale's Panhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this ride will definitely make it awkward.
- You must be at least as big as allowable to enter.
- No open-toed shoes or snacks allowed.
- Any attempt to modify this ride may result in massive online protests.
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