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The Rip and Whale's Oakhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Rip and Whale's Oakhouse
March 19, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Rip and Whale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but overprotective parents had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know experience this attraction last thing in the afternoon.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Jessica Rabbit was once photographed riding this attraction.
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