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An eager view of Rip and Wale's Treehole when it's covered in tarps

An eager view of Rip and Wale's Treehole when it's covered in tarps

Rip and Wale's Treehole

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 6, 2002
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Generally designed for: Intellectually impaired fathers

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Rip and Wale's Treehole is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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