Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Rip and Wale's Treecottage attraction, April 25, 1989, 12:47 a.m.
Rip and Wale's Treecottage
November 6, 1967
Avg. queue length:
60 minutes (or 5 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Rip and Wale's Treecottage is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in the middle of fireworks, this attraction will be crammed full of hair bands.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 39".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from inexplicable growths or spinal, liver, or brain complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may explode.
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