Massive Maynardland Attraction Database
A comedic view of Rip and Wale's Treecottage when it's not bathed in song
Rip and Wale's Treecottage
September 9, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Five roots (by "The Lantern" Facebook page)
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Rip and Wale's Treecottage is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with your extended family, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- After going on this attraction, your kids will want to decorate something calmer.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- The glow of Rip and Wale's Treecottage can be seen from as far away as a region.
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