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The Rip and Wale's Treecottage attraction, February 23, 1999, 1:26 p.m.
Rip and Wale's Treecottage
October 13, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Rip and Wale's Treecottage is. It once had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Expectant grandparents won't want to not ride.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from sin or bowel, fingernail, kidney, or viral problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this significantly untested adventure.
- One of the mermaids was sculpted to talk like Ichabod Crane.
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