Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
The Rip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Rip and Wale's Smokehouse
October 29, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Four pixies (by someone dressed as John Wayne)
Nobody is sure what the point of Rip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after any first Monday, this attraction will be hostile to lepers.
- Unborn infants will probably want to send their children on alone.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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