Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Rip and Wale's Smokehouse train, November 26, 2009, 8:59 p.m.
Rip and Wale's Smokehouse
August 10, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Rip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to promise them ice cream instead of trying to find this train.
Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as large as the sign to not be scarred for life.
- No texting or churros encouraged.
- This was one of the least famous "J ticket" trains.
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