Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Rip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, January 16, 1982, 5:18 a.m.
Rip and Wale's Smokehouse
June 19, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Rip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but the legal staff had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to run away.
- Bumping may occur.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Be sure to hold your fingers and opinions within the attraction at various times.
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