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Above: Rip and Wale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Darth Maul
Rip and Wale's Smokehouse
May 29, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Rip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: very determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Pregnant folks won't want to avoid this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
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