Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: Rip and Wale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Thaddeus
Rip and Wale's Smokehouse
October 30, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Rip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to ride this attraction repeatedly so you never have to again.
- After experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you silence something less magical.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for very young children.
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