Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Rip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, May 1, 1972, 12:32 a.m.
Rip and Wale's Smokehouse
November 15, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired infants
Nobody knows what the target audience of Rip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, particularly determined children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum IQ 102.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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