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A patriotic view of Rip and Wale's Smokehouse when it's not bathed in darkness

At right: A patriotic view of Rip and Wale's Smokehouse when it's not bathed in darkness

Rip and Wale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 1, 1964
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph
Rating for children: Zero smiles

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Rip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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