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The Rip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a racetrack

Pictured: The Rip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a racetrack

Rip and Wale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 2, 1966
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody really knows what the target audience of Rip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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