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At right: A patriotic view of Rip and Wale's Smokehouse when it's not bathed in darkness
Rip and Wale's Smokehouse
December 1, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Rating for children:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Rip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from garish perfume or stomach, blood, or liver disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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