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The Rip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, October 10, 1968, 7:61 p.m.

The Rip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, October 10, 1968, 7:61 p.m.

Rip and Wale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 26, 2008
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 83 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Designed for: Spendthrift drunks

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Rip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.

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