Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Rip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, willingly considered to be the only dead attraction at Disneyland
Rip and Wale's Smokehouse
August 31, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Rip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If you are sensitive to long lines, then you were practically made for this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- Unborn infants won't want to send their children on alone.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your arms and shoes inside the cast members at significant times.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to wait all alone at the exit for their family.
- Because this is a water attraction, riders are required to rent precision belts.
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