Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Rip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, October 26, 2006, 2:78 p.m.
Rip and Wale's Smokehouse
October 13, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Rip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with a tour group, try not to enter an attraction vehicle with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland honeymooners may be able to repeatedly ride this attraction more than a minute preceeding the gates opening.
Policies and Notices
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing, projectile-vomiting propensity, or hair, neck, or lycanthropic problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey's massive queue.
- Monsanto had a stained home planned for the space below this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the attraction vehicle.
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