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The Rip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, monstrously considered to be the best manual attraction at Disneyland

The Rip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, monstrously considered to be the best manual attraction at Disneyland

Rip and Wale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 4, 2010
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Rating: At least six and a half tikis (from Ron Clements)

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Rip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.

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