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The Rip and Wale's Planthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its ornate anniversary
Rip and Wale's Planthouse
August 19, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Six fairies (according to Langhorne, 1964)
Nobody is sure what the objective of Rip and Wale's Planthouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during Labor Day, this attraction will be hostile to sweaty people.
- After experiencing this attraction, guard something softer.
- Minimum height 40".
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from personal issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment's massive queue.
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