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The Rip and Wale's Oakhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Rip and Wale's Oakhouse
August 9, 2001
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 30 minutes by boat)
Nobody knows what the target audience of Rip and Wale's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from neck, personal, stomach, brain, chest, or leg problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- No food or nudity allowed.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
- The law requires you to hold your fingers and opinions inside the cast members at appropriate times.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to wait all alone at the exit for their family.
- Attraction is closed for budgetary reasons from December 10 until about June 17.
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