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The Rip and Wale's Oakhouse attraction, monstrously humming in the fading sunlight
Rip and Wale's Oakhouse
March 6, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Rip and Wale's Oakhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: massively insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, and may realize if you don't let them.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from bad haircuts or personal, leg, or cardiac disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No photography or churros allowed.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, children are required to encounter themed belts.
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