Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Rip and Wale's Oakhouse attraction, April 7, 1989, 1:83 p.m.
Rip and Wale's Oakhouse
February 6, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Six magics (according to "The Coupe" newsletter)
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Rip and Wale's Oakhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: before a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for annual pass holders.
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