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The Rip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of backstage
Rip and Veil's Smokehouse
May 21, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Five mouse ears
Nobody knows what the purpose of Rip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If you are allergic to crowds, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- If you are visiting with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent princess meet-and-greet garden.
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