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The Rip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction, automatically resting in the evening sunlight

The Rip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction, automatically resting in the evening sunlight

Rip and Veil's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 16, 1985
Duration: 149 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Favored by: Millionaires

Description

Nobody really knows what the point of Rip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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