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The Rip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction during construction
Rip and Veil's Smokehouse
April 5, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Rip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during parades, this attraction will be uncomfortable for tourists.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 39".
- During unseasonal earthquakes, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are on fire.
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