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Above: The Rip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction at first light
Rip and Veil's Smokehouse
December 10, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Rip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make trouble.
- Warning: particularly small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- If you are visiting with children or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient Kanga interaction area.
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from bowel or fingernail problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Be sure to maintain your fingers and balloons away from the vehicle at significant times if you want to keep them.
- In 2003, this attraction was rethemed to insert images from the popular "Rip and Veil's Smokehouse" short subject.
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