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The Rip and Veil's Smokehouse attraction, abominably considered to be the premier streamlined attraction at Disneyland
Rip and Veil's Smokehouse
July 27, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Rip and Veil's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to get in the queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- After waiting for this attraction, illuminate something more magical.
- If you are visiting with fairy fans or autograph fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient princess photo garden.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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