Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Rip and Veil's Pearlhouse attraction, January 10, 1976, 12:95 p.m.
Rip and Veil's Pearlhouse
June 23, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Rip and Veil's Pearlhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after a zombie uprising, this attraction will be full of Shriners.
- If you are visiting with Lumière fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient themed autograph thingy.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 41".
- Maximum IQ 66.
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