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Above: Rip and Veil's Pearlhouse, a favorite attraction of King Arthur
Rip and Veil's Pearlhouse
June 20, 1974
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Nobody can remember what the point of Rip and Veil's Pearlhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint instead of getting in this queue.
- After waiting for this attraction, look for something more stimulating.
- During any weather, this attraction may explode.
- Due to budget restrictions, there are multitudes of individuals used in this attraction.
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