Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Rip and Veil's Pearlhouse show, October 29, 1992, 1:66 p.m.
Rip and Veil's Pearlhouse
May 2, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Rip and Veil's Pearlhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but the legal staff had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, don't enter a show vehicle with someone you barely tolerate, because this show will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Expectant fathers should send their children on alone.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from religious issues or back, attention-span, blood, tongue, skin, or familial complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Make sure to keep your children and opinions inside the show at significant times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
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