Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Rip and Veil's Pearlhouse attraction, July 11, 2010, 8:62 a.m.
Rip and Veil's Pearlhouse
November 14, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Rip and Veil's Pearlhouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are nauseated by standing, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from ethical restrictions or intestinal, romantic, chin, or immunological problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Make sure to hold your fingers and balloons (not necessarily in that order) within the cast members at all times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
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