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Photo: The Rip and Veil's Nuthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its royal anniversary
Rip and Veil's Nuthouse
November 28, 1971
Avg. queue length:
13 minutes (or 4 minutes by pretending you're nutty)
Nobody can remember what the goal of Rip and Veil's Nuthouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of taking them on this attraction.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you'll want to go on something shorter.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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