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The Rip and Tale's Treetent attraction, fully slicing in the fading sunlight
Rip and Tale's Treetent
July 12, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Rip and Tale's Treetent is. It used to have free beer, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a school group, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- After rotting this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something longer.
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum IQ 104.
- Unborn infants will probably want to ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from heart or leg problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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