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Above: The Rip and Tale's Treenest attraction during a moment of contemplation
Rip and Tale's Treenest
January 22, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Eight and a half mice
Nobody really knows what the goal of Rip and Tale's Treenest is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic animals are apt to point at hens.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
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