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The Rip and Tale's Treenest thrill ride, abnormally resting in the shrouded moonlight
Rip and Tale's Treenest
October 27, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Rip and Tale's Treenest is. It once had free beer, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests struggling with small children should be forwarned that this thrill ride exits into a souvenier shop.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 31".
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from novelty haircuts, sin, or finger or intestinal disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- No texting or nudity permitted.
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