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Image: The Rip and Tale's Treebranch attraction, fantastically considered to be the finest inoperable attraction at Disneyland
Rip and Tale's Treebranch
September 16, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Rip and Tale's Treebranch is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after getting in line.
- For your safety, you should be free from garish perfume or social complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- No shoplifting or flash photography allowed.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and glasses (in that order) inside the cast members at appropriate times.
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