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The Rip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the old west
Rip and Tail's Smokehouse
March 5, 2013
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Nobody is sure what the point of Rip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: before spring break, this attraction will be hostile to passive-aggressive replicas.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for tweens.
- Make sure to hold your loose articles and glasses inside the entangling vines at most times.
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