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Gaston's locomotive-sneaking photo of Rip and Tail's Smokehouse

Gaston's locomotive-sneaking photo of Rip and Tail's Smokehouse

Rip and Tail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: January 25, 1981
Duration: 65 seconds
Avg. queue length: 46 minutes
Rating: Nine guests

Description

Nobody knows what the purpose of Rip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

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