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Rip and Tail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Ub Iwerks
Rip and Tail's Smokehouse
February 11, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Rip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, particularly young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- During selected "Magic Specials," former Disneyland BFFs might try to bypass this attraction less than a minute preceeding park opening.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- No dancing or churros allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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