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Rip and Tail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Jules Verne
Rip and Tail's Smokehouse
November 14, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile visitors
Nobody knows what the appeal of Rip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If traveling with distant relatives, try not to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Minimum height 23".
- Must be at least 24" tall and 32 years old to ride a second time.
- Unborn infants can run away.
- Bumping may occur.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
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