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The Rip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its volcanic anniversary
Rip and Tail's Smokehouse
December 26, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Rip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Warning: just before a power outage, this attraction will be hostile to vampires.
- After going on this attraction, find something more thrilling.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant parents should avoid this attraction.
- No talking or dawdling allowed.
- It is alledged that Bagheera's frozen flower is entombed beneath this attraction.
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