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Gaston's locomotive-sneaking photo of Rip and Tail's Smokehouse
Rip and Tail's Smokehouse
January 25, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Rip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: very over-stimulated children will want to ride this dark ride multiple times.
Policies and Warnings
- No running or snacks permitted.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your head and shoes within the wild animals at significant times.
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