Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A local view of Rip and Tail's Smokehouse when it's not hidden in darkness
Rip and Tail's Smokehouse
Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: March 2, 1971
Duration: 14 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Rating: Five jollies
Description
Nobody can remember what the point of Rip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
Touring Tips
- If traveling with a small group, remember to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this thrill ride will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- After enjoying this thrill ride, custom demands that you experience something that doesn't involve ropes.
- If you are visiting with mange or very small children, you may want to check out the nearby princess autograph garden.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
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