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Above: Merlin Jones' ride-missing photo of Rip and Tail's Smokehouse
Rip and Tail's Smokehouse
November 24, 1981
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Nobody really knows what the appeal of Rip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you ride this thrill ride first thing in the afternoon.
- Expectant parents should ride immediately after eating.
- No dancing or monkey business allowed.
- Fan websites have a detailed log in which is listed the backstory of all the cast members who have appeared in this thrill ride.
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