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The Rip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction at midday

The Rip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction at midday

Rip and Tail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 1, 2003
Duration: 31 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes (or 39 minutes with a FASTPASS)
FASTPASS available: No
Targeted at: Children

Description

Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Rip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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