Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Rip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, November 3, 1998, 1:29 a.m.
Rip and Tail's Smokehouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 24, 1981
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 45 minutes
Rating: Three and a smidge pixies (by Lobo)
Description
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Rip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
Touring Recommendations
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to get your picture taken on this attraction by yourself to avoid being teased.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for children.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from liver, lycanthropic, spinal, ankle, blood, or chest disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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