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Pictured: The Rip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Rip and Tail's Smokehouse
July 2, 2015
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Rip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Unborn infants will probably want to not ride.
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