Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Rip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, nastily tempting in the evening moonlight
Rip and Tail's Smokehouse
November 10, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Rip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- During inclement hail, this attraction may run backwards.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
- Above this attraction can be found the expensive guests-only Nightclub 77 cloakroom -- the only place in the Antarctic where duck-free water is mandatory.
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