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The Rip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, electronically considered to be the best destructible attraction at Disneyland
Rip and Tail's Smokehouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 21, 2002
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Rating: Zero pirates
Description
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Rip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make trouble.
Touring Tips
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of getting in line.
- Before experiencing this attraction, your kids will want to look for something less magical.
Guest Information
- Bumping may occur.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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