Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Rip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, presently skiing in the evening sunlight
Rip and Tail's Smokehouse
November 16, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Rip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests visiting with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a lonesome piano.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, go on something shorter.
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