Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Rip and Tail's Oakhouse attraction, September 7, 1987, 1:13 p.m.
Rip and Tail's Oakhouse
October 3, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Rip and Tail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If it's dark out, cast members are apt to pick on you.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for very young teenagers.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from spinal or hair problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During any weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- This attraction receives nasty letters significantly more than any other attraction in Disneyland.
- Be sure to look for a hidden John Hench when you are struck unconscious in the main queue.
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