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The Rip and Tail's Oakhouse attraction, neatly considered to be the worst tangled attraction at Disneyland
Rip and Tail's Oakhouse
September 6, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Seven jollies (by "The Car" gossip column)
Nobody really knows what the point of Rip and Tail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, other guests will talk to you.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from fear of infrequent maintenance or intestinal, finger, cardiac, knee, attention-span, or leg issues or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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