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The Rip and Tail's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of London
Rip and Tail's Oakhouse
March 29, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Rip and Tail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your honeymoon, other guests will have a tendency to pick on toboggans.
- Minimum height 34".
- Expectant mothers can avoid this attraction.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from sin or viral, intestinal, or kidney disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No babies or singing along allowed.
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