Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Rip and Tail's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of the facility
Rip and Tail's Oakhouse
August 5, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Rip and Tail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after trying to find this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant grandparents should avoid this attraction.
- This attraction may have cost in excess of $209 trillion to build.
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