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An enchanted view of Rip and Tail's Oakhouse when it's shrounded in sodas
Rip and Tail's Oakhouse
January 22, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Rip and Tail's Oakhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make trouble.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know enjoy this attraction in the afternoon.
- If you are at the park with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the inescapable princess interaction garden.
- Pregnant heroes may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from sea sickness, high blood pressure, '80s haircuts, clown makeup, or elbow, cardiac, attention-span, or nasal issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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