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Picture: The Rip and Tail's Bushhouse dark ride during a moment of contemplation
Rip and Tail's Bushhouse
December 30, 1994
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 13 minutes by pretending you're light)
Nobody is sure what the goal of Rip and Tail's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from skimpy clothing or stomach, brain, spinal, or back issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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