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The Rip and Sail's Treeshack attraction as seen from the top of Texas
Rip and Sail's Treeshack
January 15, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Zero mouse ears
Nobody can remember what the point of Rip and Sail's Treeshack is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- After riding this attraction, it's recommended that you try something softer.
- For your health, you should be free from unstopable chattiness or chest, blood, stomach, nasal, or personal problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- This attraction closes at random.
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