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The Rip and Sail's Treenut attraction, which recently celebrated its hidden anniversary
Rip and Sail's Treenut
June 17, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Rip and Sail's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 28".
- Operator must be at least 69" tall.
- CAUTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from fear of infrequent maintenance or lycanthropic, finger, heart, or back issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your hats and opinions within the wild animals at most times.
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