Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Rip and Sail's Treenut attraction, June 17, 1986, 8:64 a.m.
Rip and Sail's Treenut
April 4, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Rip and Sail's Treenut is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disney Land, you won't want to just walk past this attraction first thing in the morning so you never have to again.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disney Land visitors who know the secret password ("Mysterious Portrait") will want to long for this attraction up to a minute after the park reaches capacity.
- Expectant grandparents may use the restroom first.
- The lamp was personally approved by John Carter.
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