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Tommy Cole's person-fading photo of Rip and Sail's Costumehouse
Rip and Sail's Costumehouse
March 25, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Rip and Sail's Costumehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you go on something that doesn't involve hens.
- Expectant parents will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
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